#Josiahism {Josiah is Dumb}

[piecesofacrow]

"These mother fuckers have no clue how hard it is being this damn short..."

Grunting and reaching.

"I JUST WANT MY FUCKIN PRINGLES!"

[coyotes-rules-of-change]

For those who were fans of the original Mirror, Mirror short… How about another?

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hungest one of all..."

Josiah walked into the locker room for probably the tenth time that day. He had no idea why one of the managers thought this stupid mirror inscription would be a good addition to the atmosphere at the gym. He could swear the extra cocky and dumb fuckboys walking around today were somehow summoned by the new inscription. Well, Josiah didn’t necessarily believe there was a direct correlation, but he did subscribe to the idea that you invite into your space the energy that you want.

That easygoing and positive demeanor made him one of the more popular trainers at the gym. Sure, he had a good physique, but it was because he cared for his body and health, and he thrived at the gym, teaching those guiding principles to others. On the other hand, staring at the latest patron’s use of the new mirror provoked his principles, reviving the reconsideration of his role in the toxifying workplace again.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the hungest one of all? It’s the epitome of envy and pride. Whoever wrote this has an ailing mind.”

Josiah turned to go, except…

He could swear the peripheral glance he’d caught in the mirror displayed a more noticeable bulge…

He turned back to alleviate the paranoia permeating his psyche… but it really did seem bigger. Josiah stepped closer, grabbing the protrusion in his shorts. He smiled as his hand groped the shaft beneath the fabric. He may not be the hungest—as the sign said—but he was definitely big. It’s the reason why he was popular at the gym—people thought he was all positive and zen, but he just looked good, and his dick was big enough that he never worried about jealousy. When you pack the member and muscle he had, it’s easy to keep envy at bay. Josiah’s training conduct centered on modeling the confidence a good body can get you. When you work hard and earn your ideal image, it’s not conceited to show off—it’s just the love you deserve to claim from yourself and your peers.

But Josiah knew as he looked in the mirror that as hard as his clients tried, they could never be him. He wasn’t just a model; he was a paragon. The clients who took him seriously—those bros could build muscle, grow broader, tone, and define and sculpt until they earn the bravado they’ve always had but never justified. But those same jocks could never pull the client base he had because they’d never had his gargantuan cock. Josiah was not at the gym to help improve lives; he was the main attraction. People paid money to be in his presence while he worked up a sweat to get a close-up look at his mythic bulge. Sometimes, in public, he’d catch a judging glance, or a “good Christian woman” would comment on his brashness, but even if he wanted to hide it, his shaft couldn’t be contained. No, instead, he was used to seeing the looks of envy, desire, lust, and hunger fall across the face of anyone he brushed past.

Josiah loved to pose and flex and flaunt in front of a mirror, but he had a gym floor to dominate. He turned around to go and lift.

Oh, he almost forgot—he was the hungest one of all; he can’t let that stay up. He erases the last word, leaving the fairytale phrase blank. Except all that flexing had left him aroused—a horse cock like his was insatiable. Maybe he can use the inscription for some solicitation. He fills in the blank and departs the locker room.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sluttiest one of all..."

[outlawruben]

How I think rdr2 characters respond to praise/compliments!

(They are going to sound kinda dumb but I promise I actually put effort into these.)

This may be interpreted as Cannon x Reader or Cannon x your ship!

These are totally fluffy and definitely SFW Jsyk

Abigail Marston - she probably would scoff and wave her hands/playfully slap them, or simply say thank you

Arthur Morgan - turn bright red and hot under the brim of his hat, and responds to them with a half mumbled: “it’s really nothing..” and then walk away awkwardly. (He’s seen with a smile on his face for the rest of the day) (he’s gonna write a new journal entry abt this)

Bill Williamson - scoffs and tells them to “shut up” but loves the compliment. (He always seems to think he’s being picked on)

Charles Smith - goes all quiet for a beat after the compliment and then gives them a sincere “thank you” he smiles at them for the rest of the day.

Dutch Van Der Linde- A simple: “Thank you M’dear.” However, they’ve inflated his ego even more which Dutch appreciates, and goes to seek their company more.

Hosea Matthews - surprised he was sought after to receive a compliment, depending on what it is, he will openly appreciate it, and mean it.

Jack Marston - “Thank you! :D” his momma taught him manners.

Javier Escuella- He responds with a small chuckle and a “thank you” they are chill now/ they’ve leveled up in Javier liking them.

John Marston- Not expecting it at first but then he melts into a dumb grin and starts avoiding eye contact as he says “thank you.”

Josiah Trelawny- “why thank you!” With a smile. He really appreciates compliments.

Karen Jones- “Ain’t you sweet?” She smirks at them. And that’s basically it.

Kieran Duffy- definitely not expecting a compliment of any kind. “O-oh- thank you..” he smiles kindly and fidgets.

Lenny Summers- grins widely and gives a “thank you!” His mind seems to wander back to the interaction for the rest of the day

Leopold Strauss- Kind of confused but shares his small gratitudes anyway

Mary-Beth Gaskill - “Oh, thank you..” she idly plays with her hair as she talks with them.

Micah Bell - At the very least he’ll scoff, and if he does say anything it’s along the lines of: “Christ, why you so soft?” But he’s blushing nonetheless.

Molly O’Shea- She giggles sweetly and blushes, sharing her gratitudes, and when she sees them for the rest of the day she smiles at them kindly. (She’s happy someone is paying attention to her, giving her a compliment even)

Reverend, Orville Swanson- if not in a drunken stupor, he says his thanks with a grateful smile.

Sadie Adler- grins at them ear to ear with a “thanks..” and soft blush forming on her cheeks

Sean MacGuire- “I din’ know ye’ loved me or something.” He teases them, grinning dumbly.

Simon Pearson- genuinely appreciates it, his big smile misshaping his mustache

Susan Grimshaw- “why thank you darlin’ “ she smiles at them. Not really expecting a compliment but she’s always appreciative of all affection.

Tilly Jackson- “Thank you!” She says kindly full of gratitude and love. (It means the world to her)

Uncle - he didn’t hear it

[degenderates]

Put me in the sanity Olympics I'm bringing home the gold

I'm the world's most sane individual

[priestly-prince]

So this is just dumb and self indulgent but, does anyone have any female D&D/BG characters that would maybe like to get together with Josiah? I wanna draw some spicy stuff with him and he is in need of partners.

Like, sure, I could just draw some random ladies, but I think it'd be nicer if they were actual characters.

[pink-koi-lovejoy]

Intro!

Koi Lovejoy

||ROLE-PLAY OC BLOG||

„Hello? Is this thing on? Oh! Hi there, the names Koi. Um… some things about me? Okay!”

Age:16

Camp: My dads live in New Rome but I prefer Camp Half-Blood!

Parents: Complicated. I’m technically an Aphrodite kid and an Apollo kid. 1/4 each, the rest is mortal. My ‘pa is trans so with a bit of mortal science- boom! Here I am

Sign: I’m a Sagittarius ♐️ :D (Borthday is November 27th)

Gender/Sexuality: I’m trans and I’m pan! I am also open to polyamory, but I’d like to stay just me and Oakley for a bit :)

Pronouns: He/They

Relationships: Friends with most of Apollo cabin (+ Nico), and Piper is like a sister to me. Leo is another close friend of mine! Occupation:TAKEN!!!! I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND OAKLEY SMMMM

more under cut :)

Facts!

I have heterachromia! 💛🩵 I play Acoustic guitar and trumpet 🎺 🎸 my favorite color is a light pink and my favorite animal is actually a Beta fish, not a Koi, but they are cool too…

I uhhhh may or may not have matchin collars with Oakley- as a joke bc of my cat form-

I'm never taking it off and um nvm continuing this would be considered tmi <3

People with bracelets (friends, siblings, and loved ones)👇👇

Oakley!! 🍂<3 - @oakley-foster

Bill!🌬️- @bill-son-of-boreas

Em! ☀️- @emdabitchass

Leora!! 🌸- @therosesonofaphrodite

Ramona flowers!!!- @witch-trial-survivor

Jack!! 🔥🕯️- @demigod-jack-hearth

Aurelia! 🦋- @southerndaughterofeos

Mirai!!💀 - @cabin13gal

Kayla! ✨☀️- @apollos-favorite-child

Matteo child of Aeolus and Circe AND Elio son of Apollo (my sons <3) ☁️⭐️- @yourlocalfallenstar

Youngest, Josiah, Middle, Eve, and Oldest Mariner!🩵- @the-matryoshka-dolls

Aiden! I believe he has siblings but I haven’t met them✨- @the-smart-and-the-dumb-one

Zander! 🍇- @the-king-zander

Miles! ✨- @the-hades-cabin-purechaos

Attempting to be friends with:

(OOC👇👇)

I’ll rp with anyone in my ask box, but to claim a specific role, feel free to ask! PLEASE feel free to add me to any Magic!Anon things that require other people. I love them.

All fake instagram posts are cannon, but do not happen in any specific time frame unless specified by me, the mod!

As usual, if you don’t want to be tagged, just send me an ask and I can remove you!

All of my borders/blinkies/dividers come from these people! @cafekitsune

@thecutestgrotto

(END OOC)

Possible face claims: (to get an idea for what he looks like. Haven’t found an exact one yet.)

(Credit: sleepylittledude on Pinterest)

(cat form, gift from adoptive mom , Jack Hearth <3)

Some Picrews

Database Spotlight:

Tags:

#Koi Lovejoy (Ik, very creative ☺️) (In Character)

#Off brand solace speaking (OOC)

#Oakoi (ship with Oakley <33333)

[shinybrownkxs]

working overtime.

Tapping at her shoulder startled her awake.

[__] was sitting at her desk, she was zoned out on her computer not even working. She rubbed her eyes as a voice started speaking again. With heavy, slow blinking she spun in her chair and faced a blue shirt with a bright red and white name tag.

“Josiah?” She muttered as her eyes were still not in focus, squinting and widening her eyes repeatedly. Staring at the computer for so long didn’t help her poor eyes either; she should probably go get glasses. Her eyes finally came into focus and confirmed it was the infamous Josiah.

“Uh, hey man.” Josiah’s head tilted slightly to the side, a lopsided grin adorning his face. [__]’s heartbeat stuttered. Josiah wasn’t an ugly man, but he wasn’t a fucking casanova either. Carrying luggage underneath his eyes and messy hair stuffed underneath that hideous hat. He looked good to her though, she let out a quiet, breathy laugh at this thought.

“How can I be of service to you, sir?” Cocking an eyebrow, __ crosses her legs and stares down the man in front of her. She guesses her tone startled him because Josiah’s mouth twitches slightly at her words. She was just exhausted and didn’t mean for it to come off as angry. But it doesn’t matter how he feels anyways…they’re just coworkers anyways.

“I just came to let you know that, uh…um, you can go home now.” He gestures to the empty spaces, his voice echoing in the room. It’s silent besides the occasional printer noises and water sloshing in the tanks. Josiah tosses his empty Monster can into the trash and shrugs. “ I just wanted to let ya know. Wouldn’t want ya to get in trouble with Gary for doing unnecessary ‘overtime’.” He lets out a low chuckle at his corny work joke. __ scoffs at the joke, but also smiles at the same time. His eyes flicker to her lips for not even half a second and he licks his own. “I just figured I’d wake you up unless you wanna stay here.”

“Hell no. I’m ready to get outta here.” _ rolled her eyes and spun back around in her chair, shutting down her computer and starting to tidy up the desk space.

“Hah..me too man. Me too. I’m honestly ready for Halloween. Jackson doesn’t know what he’s got com-” A loud bang stops Josiah in his little prank monolog.

“FUCK man!” __ grits her teeth. Of course, she fucking hits her knee on her desk getting up. She slinks back down into her chair, muttering swears and curses at the inanimate object. “Stupid fucking desk…piece of shit..” Her knee throbbing painfully.

“Oh shit.” Josiah monotones as he watches _ writhe in pain, trying her best to soothe the aching in her knee. Hurried footsteps retreat from your desk and quickly return. Josiah spins __ around facing toward him as he gets down on his knees in front of her. She looks down at him pressing a cold, damp Monster to her knee. Letting out a soft groan, she tilts her head back. Josiah’s Adam apple bobs at the sound she makes. Fuck. When was the last time he was with a woman? Maybe not since college? He hasn’t had the time or energy to make an effort towards someone. But here he was. His eyes locked with the woman sitting high in her chair. Jesus, she smelt so fucking good.

“This was the, uh, ya know only thing I had back there that maybe could’ve helped. Sorry.” He shrugged. His dark, heavy eyes never broke eye contact with hers.

“Don’t sweat it. I appreciate you doing this Josiah. I’ll take it from here. Thanks.” _ her chest rose and fell with every shaky breath she took. wasn’t dumb, quite the opposite. Her intelligence was the exact reason that landed her this job…That and the fact they needed more helping hands. She saw the look in his eyes. Hungry. His dark brown eyes went almost black as his pupils dilated. Josiah didn’t move an inch despite what she just said. And __ didn’t move him away either. They two coworkers stared at one another as the air thickened; the air between them was palpable. Loud ticking from the clock and the whirring of the machines could be heard.

A loud thud echoed as _ chair hit the desk with such force that it made it shake on its legs. Heavy breathing and wet smacking filled the room. Josiah was on her. Groping and squeezing every inch of her body that we could get his hands on. She felt so soft and warm. He had forgotten the feel of another human body. His long fingers traced every dip and groove of her. The pudge of her belly, the squish of her love handles, and the curves of her hip dips. Nothing went untouched by his hands. wasn’t doing any better. Work has gotten her so pent up and masturbating alone only satisfies you for just a short period of time. Josiah’s hat was knocked off ages ago and her fingers combed and tugged at his messy, brown tresses. His tongue licked every crevice it would possibly get to, desperate for the taste of her. It wasn’t a kiss of passion, but rather one of pure, unadulterated, raw lust. Josiah’s head was spinning and so was ___’s. The air around them grew hot and suddenly the thought of clothes became unbearable.

“Gotta get these off of ya, pretty girl.” Josiah’s voice was hoarse and low. His lips shined with spit and lipgloss from __.

“Never thought you’d ask.” _ said in an airy tone. Her face was hot and the heat between her legs was growing more and more by the second, forcing her to clench and unclench her thighs. This did not go unnoticed by Josiah. He tugged the jeans off of __, sucking in his breath once they revealed the wet spot peering at him.

“Oh? For me?” He raised an eyebrow, that same lopsided grin forming on his face. __ sucked her teeth.

“Shut the fuck up, dumbass.” _ hissed, secretly thanking her lucky stars that she decided to go with a cute red set today. Josiah kissed up her smooth, hazelnut thighs. The scent between her legs making him go crazy, he pressed his thumb against her soaked panties. ’s hips bucked up at the sudden pressure. He rubbed lazy circles over her clit, eyes glued to face. He noted all the expressions she made and burned them deep into his mind. Thank god for him playing all those video games. Josiah slipped her panties to the side, watching as the juices started to seep down into the chair underneath her. He scooped up the mess with his fingers and cocked his head to the side. _’s could hear her heart in her ears as Josiah kissed her, tasting her own tangy juices on her tongue. A long string of juices and saliva hung from their bottoms lips. Josiah spoke in a hushed tone, but just loud enough for her to hear.

“Chef’s gotta taste their own cooking, right?” He chuckled before diving back down. Josiah took one finally glance at her and realized he was holding his breath. She looked gorgeous. Half lidded eyes shined at him from above as her chest rose and fell with every shuddering breath she took. God she was absolutely glowing right now and he was just basking in her light. "Stop starin' at me…making me nervous." _ muttered underneath her breath. Her eyes shifting away from his piercing gaze.

Fuck.

His nose pressed up against her mound, his tongue lapping and slurping up any juices that were running down. He was so focused on her. The grip on her thighs were deadly, even if she did want to run or move or even squirm she couldn't. Fuck, did the man work out or something?

"Josiah…" She shakily said. It's been way too long since she's felt anyone touch her this way. She forgot how intoxicating it was. A loud splat echoed as Josiah spat onto her already sopping cunt. He gave a testing suckle at her clit, his eyes focused on her. _ breath hitched. And with that he took off. Josiah was swirling his tongue around the little bud and sucking at it like a baby with a pacifier. He wasn't gonna let her breathe at all. __ felt a thick long finger slide easily inside of her. It curled and thrusted as if purposely exploring its new home.

It was almost embarrassing how loud the sounds of her cunt was: it was damn near deafening. Josiah already had two fingers curling and pressing every crevice of her pussy. Feeling around to see what makes her twitch, what makes her whimper, and whine. Her back arched and her breath stopped.

Bingo.

He attacked her sweet spot at an almost bruising pace. His saliva dripped down his fingers and onto the chair underneath her along with her juices. _ was just moaning and crying his name like a mantra. God, he felt like he was in a dream. He had no clue what he was doing and this was all sheer luck. He has to pat his back later for deciding to stay in the office a little longer than usual. He reeled back and wiped his mouth with his other hand, standing up and towering over _. He switched to his ring and middle finger, listening to her sloppy cunt suck and swallow his calloused fingers with greed.

"Look at you." Another thrust of his fingers. "My pretty whore taking my fingers so well." He let out a nasty chuckle into her ear. _ didn't even know where this new attitude was coming from. Her quiet Josiah? The clown? The Monster energy boy? Now here she was. Moaning like a bitch in heat over his fucking gamer fingers.

"Such a pretty fucking girl I scored. I've been wanting to have you like this for the fucking longest and now here you are. All fucking mine." A thumb on her clit and that was all she needed.

"Hurry up. Wouldn't want Gary to come find ya." _ couldn't even warn him. Her eyes rolled back and her toes curled in her shoes. A hot white flash rolled over her.

"Good girl….Good fucking girl." Josiah let her rock her hips and he didn't stop fingerfuckin her until she finally stopped trembling in his hands. His hand was soaked and slick with her cum. Her eyes finally zeroed and focused on that stupid fucking nametag yet again.

"Open." Her mouth dropped open and Josiah shoved his fingers down her throat. He watched her with such a disgusted face that made her whimper around his fingers. She sucked and licked every inch of her off him. He slowly withdrew his fingers from the warm cavern of her mouth and patted her cheek with a small lopsided grin.

"Now let's go… wouldn't want to be workin' overtime."

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ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36499468

[n3koexpl0sion]

So I was playing roblox with some friends on call

We played Murder Island 2, I ended up thinking about saving up to buy Hendrik but a friend on the call decided to recommend me different characters instead that looked better to them, one of them was Josiah. I ended up getting Josiah when I got enough.

We played a few other games before the call ended, and then I just started doing research for fun about the character and ended up finding out me and the character were kinda similar(not the exact same but kinda dumb luck that they has some of the same interests as me-)

Josiah is apparently a fan of Metallica, I quite like Metallica. He really likes Halloween. HE'S QUEER- Just small things but still enough for me to basically be attached to the character now.

[hannibalzero]

Your literal cowboy Arthur au is such a funny and cute concept to me. I love it lol especially the ears!! What're the other character's animals? Or are they all cows and bulls?

It started as a dumb little joke for myself, haha cowboy. Cow-boy, big tits Arthur Morgan and here we are! Glad you liked the joke.

That’s a bit of lore! Alpha and omegas have secondary animals along with genders! Betas are our normal humans.

Arthur Morgan is a omega Texas long horn cow 🐮

Charles Smith is a alpha bison 🦬

Dutch is a alpha cougar but with his black hair slicked back he looks like a lion much to his egos joy. 🐈

Hosea is a omega gray jackrabbit 🐰

Tilly is a beta 🌻

Bill is a alpha bear 🐻

Sean is a omega squirrel 🐿️

John is a alpha wolf 🐺

Lenny is a alpha leynx 🐱

Molly is a omega fox 🦊 because yeah vixen haha

Abigail is a omega wolf herself but she’s pack leader….of John.

Javier is a alpha margay

Sadie is a badger alpha female

(like the old meme she will fuck you up))

Micha alpha is a coyote with mange. Left ear is constantly missing fur.

Josiah is a beta male no animal (but he would want to be a peacock)

That’s all I have so far, I need Grimshaw. Karen, Mary-Beth, Pearson, Strauss and lastly Swanson.

Any ideas of these gang members would be greatly appreciated!

🐰❤️🐰❤️ Hannibella

[mixing-bowl-of-stories]

What are some silly fun facts about the Crux members?

:D I’m glad you asked, I don’t have many funny ones (because I haven’t really thought about it) so I’ll give you some generalized fun facts.

- Noah is terrified of spiders

- Pandora actually used to be fascinated with spiders so she’s chill w/ it

- Nico’s staff can summon a magic blade, making it a scythe

- Owen carries a giant steel hammer

- Owen can manipulate metals

- Nathaniel wields a longbow

- Natasha uses throwing knives

- Natasha learned how to use throwing knives by accident because she was bored

- Natasha is NOT fun to play darts with

- Nathaniel thinks it’s dumb that Natasha doesn’t take her combat and weapon seriously

- None of the Woodwhisper triplets have ever been inside a traditional brick and mortar school

- Owen graduated with honors at the Morganian Institute of Technology

- Owen owns his own business

- Barbara has the ability to summon shadow copies of enemies and use them to fight for her

- Barbara is the queen of vicious mockery

- Barbara takes pride in being Noah’s better and cooler mom

- Pandora affectionately calls Owen “old man”

- Pandora isn’t actually the shortest member of the group, instead, Josiah and Lilith are

- Josiah and Lilith are halflings

- Pandora once severely backtalked her father’s father because he was talking shit about her family and friends

- Pandora has backtalked several important nobles into silence

- Karissa and Lilith love to sing about the adventures they’ve been on

- but they especially love to sing about the other members in The Crux, rather than themselves

- They find it more interesting to sing about the lives of their friends than they do their own, in their eyes, their lives haven’t been nearly as interesting as their friends lives have

- Karissa has the ability to mimic anyone’s voice so long as she’s heard their voice once

- Ambrose and Constance have adopted Karissa as their younger sister

- Lazarus has a point where he’s let out of prison to travel with The Crux and defeat a mutual foe

- Pandora loves to read and write, she can also draw. She’s good at drawing because of her need to draw maps for Arthur and her parents.

- Noah tries to draw but still isn’t very good at it yet

- Amelia used to be a malicious witch until she met Chance and Barbara and decided that she wasn’t going to let them saving her go to waste despite her nearly being killed for being a witch.

- Amelia is also a doctor! That was her coverup for her witch stuff.

- Amelia gives Noah a sleeping tonic to help sooth the nightmares

- She also gives a stronger dose of the same tonic to Pandora, although Pandora didn’t ask for it. Amelia just saw the condition she slept in at night and decided Pandora needed some peace

- Owen and Noah are really close (hehe bastard boys [tm])

- Everyone in The Crux considers each other to be a found family of sorts

- Sometimes everyone is on board with causing some mischief >:3c

[aliciaphen]

☆ ALICIA’S MONTHLY MEDIA MENTIONS: JANUARY `23

Hi. School projects have eaten up all my time and I haven't posted on this account. Also, the beautiful women who have recently followed me have been blowing up my notifications and it's been quite annoying. On the bright side, I have a lot of art to post! Here is all the media I consumed in January!

Visual:

Frances Ha (2012) dir. Noah Baumbach. It tells a beautiful narrative of coming of age in your twenties.

Billie and Jean. Another chill, kinda dumb podcast but it's something fun to play in the background. Gives some good laughs.

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron. Needed something after watching Avatar TWoW.

Mileage (2022) created by Jennifer Wu (PM) Kym Santiana (PM) Ruyee Lu (PM) Christopher Hsueh Joy Zhou Miranda Li Nicole Taylor-Topacio Ruby Saysanasy Saul Benavides. My friend made a really awesome short film for her 3rd year! Please check it out. The music suits it so well and the story is very exciting!

Cruella (2021) dir. Craig Gillespie. I wasn't going to watch this but Josiah mentioned the same person directed I, Tonya (2017) which I thought was great. I watched with a dog that I was dogsitting.

Goodfellas (1990) dir. Martin Scorsese. A pretty good story. I think the acting in it was great as well. The slurs threw me SO off guard.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) dir. Joel Crawford. I'm so excited for Shrek 5. This was great. Love how Spiderverse is bringing about a new age of animation.

The White Lotus, Season 1 (2021). I'm only watching this for Jennifer Coolidge.

Emergency Intercom - Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips, Ky Newman. It's an every-month thing.

TXT Live at Lollapalooza 2022 (Full Performance) - Tomorrow x Together. Just very upset that they announced tour dates and Toronto wasn't on there.

Fall (2022) dir. Scott Mann. Why would they do that?

The Menu (2022) dir. Mark Mylod. Nice.

Audio: January 2023 Spotify Playlist

Space 1.8 - Nana Sinephro. Love this album SO MUCH.

Animation Happy Hour - Garrett Lewis, Katie Low, Ben Girmann. I'm excited to have found this podcast! I feel like it'll be a good resource in helping me with my future endeavours.

The Whole of the Moon (Fiona Apple cover) - Fiona Apple. Mother. Inspiration.

ATTENTION: MILEY LIVE - I'm so happy for Miley's success and I'm very sorry I was part of the crowd that shunned her post-Disney era. She's an amazing artist and I could listen to her sing rock songs all day.

Time is Way Weirder Than You Think - The Ezra Klein Show. A podcast episode we listened to for class. Confusing and it raised more questions.

Ditto - New Jeans. The girls have done it again.

Don’t Forget My Love - Acoustic - Diplo, Miguel. Fuck the original. This is it.

VIBE (feat. Jimin of BTS) - TAEYANG. Taeyang is so funny. Whenever I think of him I think of that video where he sings thank you and I love you for 2 mins.

Reading:

Howl's Moving Castle - Diana Wynne Jones. After watching the Ghibli film, I wanted MORE.

Sketching for Animation - Peter Parr. A book I have downloaded and have seen the first few pages of. I have yet to really get into it but it also seems like a great resource to improve my art.

Gesture Drawing for Animation - Walt Stanchfield 

What They Don't Teach You at Film School: 161 Strategies For Making Your Own Movies No Matter What - Camille Landau, Tiara White

[piecesofacrow]

“Bitch, don’t talk to me.”

“You ate my dino nuggets in my dream last night. So yeah, don’t talk to me.”

[damistrolls]

why do you owe josiah?

"Helped my dumb ass outta a stupid situation."

Real specific.

[gsstories]

Goldie’s relationships!

1. Yoshi: He is her father as I have stated in a previous post and she usually listens to him a lot. He was the one who told her to not see her ability to not be noticed as a curse but as a strength. He is usually very calm with her and really cares about her and if anyone was to harm her, he would make sure that person be dead.

2. Jenny: She is her mother, she respects her a lot and, frankly, is intimidated by her a bit. Despite them being total opposites, she loves her mom and looks up to her, admiring just how strong and fearless she is.

3. Genesis: She is her older cousin, her only female cousin really, and they get along great. Even if Gen is more laid back and tired than Goldie, they both have wild imaginations, and they love to tell each other every idea that comes to mind. Also, prank partners.

4. Josiah and Zane (Z be my friend’s OC): They are both cousins of hers, two of who she adores. She likes jumping on their backs to see if they can handle her weight. So far, only Zane can. She likes pulling harmless pranks on them, like putting bows on their heads while they are asleep or covering their notebooks in sticky notes.

5. Randy and Howard: Absolute dorks. Has been friends with them since day 1. Cringes a lot when they do dumb plans to try and become popular. When the Fish Cage thing happened, she almost cried when she saw them in speedos. She would have went to them after they embarassed themselves but the Fish Cage was to comfortable. No, she did not enter with permission, she snuck in. I mean, she didn’t have to since she daughter of a famous businesswoman and could have gotten in easily but where is the fun in that?

6. Mikey (Another of my friend’s OCs): Goldie loves her 5 year old cousin, always willing to spend time with him and let her inner child have fun. She often uses her ability to not get noticed to get Mike and her some cool stuff. She likes to spoil the kid!

7. Camellia and Matthew (Also my friend’s OCs): Parents of Genesis, Zane, Josiah and Mike, Camellia being Jenny’s younger sister and Matthew being Jenny’s brother-in-law, making them Goldie’s auntie and uncle. Goldie enjoys seeing them, even if things might get a little awkward with her mom and aunt due to past conflicts. She loves hearing uncle Matthew’s stories of the places he has been to cause of his job as a musician. She may not see him much but she considers him the best uncle!

Friend is called Ikari-Shinsei and they are the most fun person ever and they make the best characters! Just wanted to point that out! See ya!

[dkehoe]

Maren Laughlin’s life just took a left turn. When she rejects her boyfriends proposal, she quits her decades long job as a park ranger and moves back to her childhood playground to check in on her inheritance, a decrepit bait shop in Northern Wisconsin. Josiah Cole runs the resort that abuts Maren’s bait shop. A childhood best friend of her brother’s they used to hang out as children but life moves on and he’s now divorced, with two great kids. He’s happy with his life but when Maren moves in next door he starts catching feelings. She’s beautiful, funny, and his kids love her and their friendship is just so easy. Despite her brothers warnings, Joe and Maren are in the middle of a relationship without even trying. I love these adult novels by Erin Hahn. She describes Joe and Maren’s relationship as just so easy to fall into, and this book was exactly the same. I started reading, and before I knew it I had developed feelings for these characters in part because of the easy flow of the story, but also because of the setting and the kids. This story was a joy and I relished reading Maren and Joe’s story. There isn’t a great romance novel if there’s not a hint of conflict and we do have a couple of storylines that create that dynamic for our duo. Maren’s brother is Joe’s best friend, and he doesn’t hesitate to warn Maren off of catching feelings for Joe. He’s also a bit of a dope to Maren and gave the reader a person to get frustrated at that wasn’t our hero or heroine. Joe also isn’t the swinging single guy, he comes as a package with his two kids who added a lot to the story- as well as a dumb ex- spouse that the reader could also focus some energy on hating. It was only Maren and Joe’s feelings that were easy breezy, these conflicts gave the story a lot of heart in their conclusions. I’ve read the other two novels in this stand alone series. I say stand alone and series in the same sentence because Maren’s two best friends were the heroines from the previous two adult novels by this same author. It’s always nice to see how other characters you’ve read have advanced their storylines and I welcomed that brief peek. Despite their reoccurance, you can read this novel as a stand alone and not miss a thing but I bet when you’re done, if you hadn’t read the other two novels you’re going to want to pick them up and catch up! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I received a copy of this book through NetGalley for an honest review and it was honest! Click this link to purchase this book!* Catch and Keep Copyright 2024 The Reading Chick All Rights Reserved *Amazon Associate- if you purchase this book through the above link I’ll receive a small stipend.

[honestlyjollypanda]

COCONUT LOVERS (series)

🤎: Mariah

🤍: Fetia

🖤: Tamaki

🩶: Josiah

🩵: Anerita 

💙: Milako 

♥️: Gloria (comes later on in the story)

❤️: Lebron(comes later on in the story)

little backstory:

[Tamaki and Milako go to an all boys school called “ST JOHNS”. Fetia, Anerita and Mariah goes to an all girls school called “Chifley girls” which is right next to ST JOHNS. Every term the schools would combine for 5 weeks for educational purposes]

CHAPPISODE 1:

It is a Monday morning and Fetia is currently waiting for her friend Mariah at the bus station so they can go school together.  While she was waiting, Tamaki came and sat next to her.

🖤: what are you doing?

🤍: waiting for Mariah, what about you?

🖤: I’m waiting for Milako 

As they were sitting, waiting for their friends, Tamaki then asks:

🖤: who’s Mariah?

🤍: bruh, my friend, the new one, the one who came a few weeks ago

🖤: who!?

🤍: you’re so dumb

*Fetia shows a photo of Mariah*

🖤: oh her!

🤍: yes you idiot

🖤: well you should’ve said the hottest one in your friend group

🤍: oh shut the fuck up

While they were talking, the ‘747’ bus came, which is Mariah’s bus, she was walking towards them but was fa’amagaia to go to her friend because of Tamaki

🤍: oi fuck off now

🖤: WOW

Fetia yells out to Mariah

🤍: Mariah come!

Fetia pushes Tamaki off the seat.

It was good timing because Milako’s bus had finally arrived. He then got up and went over to Milako’s bus stop and talked to Milako, as for Fetia and Mariah…

🤍: sole why didn’t you come over when Tamaki was here?

🤎: *silent*

🤍: ew don’t tell me you like him

🤎: uh, erm…

Fetia then slaps Mariah

🤍: Mariah ew, why him! 

🤎: ouch, idk

🤍: you idiot

🤎: what’s wrong with him

🤍: he’s a bitch, and a hoe, what do you mean what’s wrong with him?

Another slap from Fetia

🤍: you idiot

They both start laughing because of how disgusted their facials were. They are now waiting for the ‘723’ bus which goes past Tamaki’s school. On their way to school Anerita, who is Fetia’s cousin, was waiting for Mariah and Fetia with a new volleyball she brought the other day.

🩵: sole, what took you two so long

🤎: blame the bus not us dumbass, nah oi, this one likes Tamaki!!!

🩵: ewww Mariah

*slaps Mariah*

🤎: a’e whats with yous and slapping people

🤍: you can’t fken talk, you slap us when you laugh

🩵: true so shush

🤎: oh shut up, lets go to class now 

Class starts at 8:40am and it is currently 8:37 am so they decided to go to their classes early

During 1st period:

ANNOUNCEMENT 🔊‼️ 

📢: Attention all students, volleyball tryouts will be held in the hall during the 30 minute break for those who are interested! 

Fetia, Anerita and Mariah looking at each other with excitement as they are in the same class.

🤍: YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT!! 

🤎: idk the other girls are pretty good

🩵: then just come for the fun of it! 

🤍: yeah just come 

🤎: alright, i doubt I’ll get in

🤍🩵: AINNGGG!!! 

It is break time and all the girls who are trying out are waiting outside the hall waiting to go in. The door opens and everything is set up.

🤎: idk about this. I might just watch from the sidelines.

🤍: no! just stay by my side, you’ll be fine

Mariah sticks by Fetia’s side as she feels intimidated by the other girls.

[Everyone is split up, Fetia, Anerita and Mariah are on the same team and it puts Mariah at ease] Tryouts have officially started.